Gepetto's Vegetarian Chicken Recipe

1/4 c. butter, melted
1 tsp. Dijon mustard
1/2 tsp. oregano
1 garlic clove, crushed
3/4 c. dried bread crumbs
1/2 c. grated Parmesan cheese
1/4 tsp. salt
2 wooden drumsticks

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease 13"x9" baking dish; set aside.
In shallow bowl combine butter, mustard, oregano and garlic; set aside.

Combine bread crumbs, cheese and salt in paper bag. Roll wooden drumsticks in butter mixture to coat, then shake in bread crumbs. Bake in prepared pan 40 minutes, turning once.

Most importantly, remember, like Pinocchio: be a good cook. And always let your conscience be your guide.